I almost feel GUILTY if I don't spend every day blogging about L.A. City Hall fraud, waste and abuse, as the greatest political-awareness-raising and shady-busting phenomenon in the history of the U.S.
But it's been FIVE intense years since the city put their illegal Venice Beach ordinance into effect, that trampled on the 1st Amendment rights of Zuma Dogg and many others.
Since then, I became homeless and in a constant state of "HULK-STYLE" bipolar-fueled state of constant activism. And now, I am NOT homeless anymore...many of my bipolar-triggering circumstance have been mitigated...and I ALMOST feel like my previous City Hall Era self, again.
The past five years have been and always will be the best memories and most magical era of my life. And it came at a time when I thought all good times were behind me, as a former radio and record executive, who used to party at the Waldorf-Astoria with all of the inductees into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, or MTV awards, or Grammys or Madison Square Garden.
BUT, the spiritual lesson I learned, is that is no more fun being with the people at the R & R Hall of Fame Awards ceremony as it is to hang out with the people at City Hall for public comment...AND ALL THE RANDOM STRANGERS I HAVE MET ALONG THE WAY.
LOOK HOW CAUGHT UP IN THE COMMUNITY SPIRIT I GOT!!! LOOK HOW SO MANY PEOPLE FROM ALL ACROSS THIS DIVERSE AND GIANT CITY CAPTURED MY ATTENTION AND COMPASSION WITH THEIR STORIES OF HOW CITY HALL WAS SCREWING THEM AND MAKING THEIR LIVES MISERABLE.
And, for a bipolar guy like me...it meant CONSTANTLY going into battle mode in council chambers, on the phone and on the blog to try and change the person's situation -- or at least expose it, toward the goal of shutting down the shadiness.
BUT DAMN...EVEN MOTLEY CREW COMES OFF THE ROAD FOR A BREAK BETWEEN TOURS.
BUT, in MY SITUATION: I hope it's more like a one-hit wonder or former sitcom/movie star who is retired from their former gig and move on to something else.
In my situation, that moving on...is moving BACK to what I used to do. And that was being the greatest and most entertaining comedy, music, and overall improv performer in human history.(The activism was an extension of "Zuma Dogg" that ended up being the entire act, for a while. Like when Pink Floyd stuck to only performing "The Wall" on one of their tours.)
And since October 2010 (thru last week) -- I REALLY hit with my most furious blog frenzy EVER...and all I can say...is there really isn't NEED for me to do much more.
My version of "L.A. Clean Sweep" doesn't happen at the polls. It happens on Wilshire Blvd in the FEDERAL building or in Eric Holder's U.S. Attorney's Office.
And I just voted, since October 2010 until last week.
TIME FOR THE REST OF THE WORLD TO GET BACK TO BEING ABLE TO ENJOY "ZUMA DOGG." -- THEY HAD ME FIRST, Y'ALL...and based on the time I had in Malibu on Wednesday for karaoke...they want me back, y'all. And L.A. City activists are small-minded, small-picture, nutty-f*cks. (They're dragging my brain down...PLEASE LEAVE ME OUT OF YOUR REINDEER GAMES...but of course, I hope many of you stick around for the fun.)
LIFE ISN'T (CAN'T BE FOR ME, AT LEAST) ALL ABOUT ANOTONIO & COUNCIL...IF IT IS...YOU HAVE A PROBLEM...and I'm trying to break MY pattern on that one, cause it's a nice day outside and when I step out my door, I can see the ocean. BUT I HAVE BEEN DRIVING DOWNTOWN, FIRST THING IN THE MORNING TO ATTEND L.A. CITY COUNCIL MEETINGS THAT I KNOW WILL PISS ME OFF??? That is #NOTWINNING.
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- WELCOME TO ZumaDogg.com: The aftermath blogging of #ZumaDogg as he returns to a more balanced creative routine/act after 5 yrs of politics. less than a minute ago
- I see a lot of new ZumaDogg.com viewers. Over the past 5 yrs, I stepped into a political beef w LA over 1st Amendmt and became a city icon. 4 minutes ago
- SORRY NUTTY ACTIVISTS: I'm choosing to enjoy the day and get back to my Pre-City Hall Era life.L.A.activists stuck in "small picture" rut. 7 minutes ago
- ZD POLITICAL FANS: Gonna have to realize ZD was an improv performer BEFORE my 5 year 1st Amendment battle w L.A. AND NOW, back to THAT life. 13 minutes ago
- RT @philjennerjahn: @zumadogg Time for a ZD Voter Alert!! (HELL NAW! DId my final election/gadfly stuff. Community to small minded for mine! 40 minutes ago
- I'm up, y'all... about an hour ago
- Goodnight, e-ver-y-body! (En la manana...) about 11 hours ago
- Posted test "ZumaShow" on Ustream account. Hate to say it, tuned in for @CharlieSheen and liked it better than Stickam. http://ZumaDogg.com. about 11 hours ago
- OH NO...getting, #BORING! ( @charliesheen live at http://ustre.am/uZYP) about 16 hours ago
- Welcome to http://www.ZumaDogg.com. Home of legendary, prophetic, iconic, treasured genius of an all encompassing creative force, Zuma Dogg. about 17 hours ago
- Y'ALL CAN'T STEP TO THIS: I mean YOU WMA/Endeavor...REAL unsolicited response to "Zuma Dogg Show" (seen on YouTube). http://ow.ly/48Dwu about 20 hours ago
- Watch CHARLIE SHEEN's "Sheen's-Korner" LIVE STREAM HERE, TONIGHT (3/5/11) @ 7PM (Embedded Player HERE!) http://ow.ly/48DuT about 20 hours ago
- #ZUMADOGG: My long time readers know I predicted subprime would cause Wall St crash/recession/budget emergency and always knows what's next. about 21 hours ago
- WITNESS the most legendary body of comedy, music & politically-provocative videos in human history @ http://youtube.com/zumadogg. #ZUMADOGG about 22 hours ago
- And now...on with the countdown! about 23 hours ago
- When i say, "put my LA City News blog on hold so I can unwind," having it on "public" for me is like having a treadmill constantly running. about 23 hours ago
- Can tell by Google stats, investigators have had pick of #ZUMADOGG pension fraud posts. Dust has settled. Turned off blog so ZD can unwind.. about 23 hours ago
- After 5 intense years waking up every day in a battle with L.A., on 1st Amendment, I have to re-train myself to be allowed to enjoy the day! about 23 hours ago
- A friend invited me to lunch on Venice boardwalk. ZD's bipolar CANNOT withstand lowest common denominator, today. Had to pass on free food! about 23 hours ago
- When I say ZD is "marketing strategist," FIRST, I just saw a TV ad for L.A. City elections. They used an announcer with Southern accent. ??? about 23 hours ago
- At end of the day, I consider myself a marketing strategist, first. Everything else is an extension of that and the U.S. is my test market. about 23 hours ago
- @stzlyee I put my LA City News blog on "private." There is only ONE PERSON approved who can see it. http://ladailyblog.blogspot.com 1 day ago
- Zuma Dogg is the only American comedian today wearing the comedy-genius mantle once borne by Lenny Bruce & Andy Kaufman. -Plain Dealer News 1 day ago
- I shouldn't be surprised, or even flattered, that blog posts w "Zuma Dogg" included in headline out rank names like Garcetti/Greuel/Villar. 1 day ago
- STATS: Got over 4X the amount of views on my "LA CITY NEWS TWEETS" post than usual.Titled it, "ZUMA DOGG'S LA City News Tweets." HUGE NAME! 1 day ago
- HERE GOES THAT DUMB, DESPERATE BITCH AGAIN! Gloria Allred: @CharlieSheen's alleged threats merit criminal investigation http://lat.ms/gOuNSB 1 day ago
- IUY! (I'm up, y'all...) 1 day ago
- I ain't goin' to sleep, but I am signing off. Goodnight e-ver-y-body! 1 day ago
- Welcome to ZumaDogg.com: Home of living legend, prophetic icon and greatest improv comedy/music entertainer in human history. All in a day. 1 day ago
- Since I've been relating to #CharlieSheen. Wonder who MY Chuck Lorre is? (Too many to name just one? Ha ha!?!. I KNOW what you're thinking!) 1 day ago
- #CHARLIESHEEN calls it "tiger's blood." I think that's what #ZUMADOGG commonly refers to as his, "bipolar juice." 1 day ago
- #CHARLIESHEEN behavior seems so odd to people. Typical Malibu local. They ALL sound and talk like that. Rest of world is just finding out. 1 day ago
- ZUMA DOGG: Email response from REAL VIEWERS of "The Zuma Dogg Show" (www.ZumaDogg.com) http://ow.ly/1bCGOZ 1 day ago